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SuzyTurquoiseBlu
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 August 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1229
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SuzyTurquoiseBlu : 24. Happily Married Mother.

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Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (26859)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86566) - you deserved it (10979)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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