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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuzyTurquoiseBlu : 26. Happily Married Mother of three.

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Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63646) - you deserved it (8699)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50242) - you deserved it (37005)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML


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