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SuzyTurquoiseBlu

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1933
  • Number of comments : 192
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SuzyTurquoiseBlu : 25. Happily Married Mother of two.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63384) - you deserved it (8672)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49958) - you deserved it (36862)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102560) - you deserved it (15075)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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