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SuzyTurquoiseBlu

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3023
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuzyTurquoiseBlu : 26. Happily Married Mother of three.

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Visits<b>JonMar6</b> - yesterday at 3:00pm<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 2:28pm<b>CamBamShamDaMan</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:34pm<b>Druu</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:15am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:09pm<b>hassi158</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 8:55pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 8:29am<b>Oihana</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 1:26pm<b>Leo619</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 12:08pm<b>Momo_Moonlight</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 9:25am<b>orange101</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 4:05pm<b>racello13</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 7:01pm<b>xoxoblondee</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 6:11am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 9:09am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 1:03am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 12:29pm<b>talas122104</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 2:54am<b>Starzak</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 3:28pm

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

#441
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26403) - you deserved it (18283)

On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46052) - you deserved it (6639)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14198) - you deserved it (42210)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60101) - you deserved it (3826)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

#405
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40598) - you deserved it (10698)

On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36937) - you deserved it (2698)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40799) - you deserved it (2719)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a tremendously hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" FML

#363
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36886) - you deserved it (10138)

On 11/22/2008 at 3:17am - intimacy - by izoliv - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

#359
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38357) - you deserved it (10969)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52131) - you deserved it (6187)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46053) - you deserved it (17247)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32492) - you deserved it (15537)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

#348
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32387) - you deserved it (3267)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by Ciabatta - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39958) - you deserved it (9432)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

#286
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33894) - you deserved it (7708)

On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version



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