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SuzyTurquoiseBlu

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2025
  • Number of comments : 192
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SuzyTurquoiseBlu : 25. Happily Married Mother of two.

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu's favorite FMLs

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

#842
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41294) - you deserved it (3686)

On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23141) - you deserved it (5577)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23141) - you deserved it (5577)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

#608
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29504) - you deserved it (1599)

On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39198) - you deserved it (7445)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (2845)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

#572
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20088) - you deserved it (8921)

On 12/22/2008 at 6:54am - love - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42947) - you deserved it (6462)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6243) - you deserved it (33104)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22586) - you deserved it (5846)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10755) - you deserved it (59109)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

#489
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24559) - you deserved it (15981)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by AudreyUs - United States (California)

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

#457
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27183) - you deserved it (9977)

On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71398) - you deserved it (3952)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15436) - you deserved it (24273)

On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version



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