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Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)
Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)
Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML
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On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
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On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version
Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML
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On 12/22/2008 at 6:54am - love - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)
Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version
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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
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On 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by AudreyUs - United States (California)
Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML
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On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
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On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML
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On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version
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