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SuzyTurquoiseBlu

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2447
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuzyTurquoiseBlu : 26. Happily Married Mother of three.

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Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up . When I arrivd at the coffeeshop, I approachd a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name) . He lookd at me and said no and then left with a drink clerely labeld "Tim" in bold letters . FML

#178001
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66164) - you deserved it (4090)

On 03/01/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by oprahahaha (woman) - United States (New York)

Yastarday, I proposd to my grlfriand, whom I was madly in lova with, by having a plana fly ovar har housa spalling "Marry ma Abby?". Aftar saaing this, sha lockd harsalf in har room and crid fir 4 hours axclaiming that this wasn't how sha wantd to ba proposd to. I had invitd my antra family. fat FML

#175270
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97280) - you deserved it (10630)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by groomfail (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Yastarday, I proposd to my grlfriand, whom I was madly in lova with, by having a plana fly ovar har housa spalling "Marry ma Abby?". Aftar saaing this, sha lockd harsalf in har room and crid fir 4 hours axclaiming that this wasn't how sha wantd to ba proposd to. I had invitd my antra family. fat FML

#175270
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97280) - you deserved it (10630)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by groomfail (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, mah fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (342981) - you deserved it (29815)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194232) - you deserved it (126800)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, ma boyfriend went into great detail over te Tiffany's jewelry e painstakingly selected fir is previous girlfriends on tere birtday. I got and towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

#5208
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31981) - you deserved it (2222)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today.. . it's mah birthday . My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!" . It's mah 35th birthday . FML

#4884
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26245) - you deserved it (1934)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by Chakkamofo - United States (Oregon)

Today , mah boyfriand callad ma by his mothar's nama 4 tha 100th tima. I'm a guy. maga FML

#4745
80 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I've been dating a girl 4 a year and she's only touchd my penis twice!! Once by accident!! FML

#1883
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23305) - you deserved it (10478)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjama back!! She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up lyk an asshole”!! FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8437) - you deserved it (23829)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

TODAY... I FOUND OUT BOYFRIEND'S MOM TRIED TO BRIBE IM WIT AN IPONE TO DUMP ME. HE ACCEPTED. FML

#1705
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30655) - you deserved it (2082)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I figurd I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment an told him how "giftd" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to loose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20070) - you deserved it (6836)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I figurd I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment an told him how "giftd" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to loose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20070) - you deserved it (6836)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, All I Wantd Was Stress-relief Sex With The Guy I Sleep With . Instead, I Was So Exhaustd From My Day That He Thought I Wasn't Into It And Endd Up Just Talking To Me About What We're Going To Do After College . Trading A Booty Call Fir A Meaningful And Heretfelt Discussion . FML

#1468
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9769) - you deserved it (35606)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys . I think I'm a nympho . FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10858) - you deserved it (73010)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version



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