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SuzyTurquoiseBlu

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2722
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SuzyTurquoiseBlu : 26. Happily Married Mother of three.

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Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

#178001
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68569) - you deserved it (4198)

On 03/01/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by oprahahaha (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I was madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?". After seeing this, she locked herself in her room and cried for 4 hours exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I had invited my entire family. FML

#175270
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97607) - you deserved it (10661)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by groomfail (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I was madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?". After seeing this, she locked herself in her room and cried for 4 hours exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I had invited my entire family. FML

#175270
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97607) - you deserved it (10661)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by groomfail (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (346200) - you deserved it (29891)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1217957) - you deserved it (127580)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

#5208
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33628) - you deserved it (2369)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML

#4884
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29299) - you deserved it (2223)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by Chakkamofo - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (9609)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

#1883
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23474) - you deserved it (10526)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

#1859
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9964) - you deserved it (26596)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33412) - you deserved it (2191)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20211) - you deserved it (6866)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20211) - you deserved it (6866)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10325) - you deserved it (36873)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12570) - you deserved it (77375)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version



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