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SuzyTurquoiseBlu
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 August 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1230
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SuzyTurquoiseBlu : 24. Happily Married Mother.

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Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML

#20047830
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22177) - you deserved it (4125)

On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I received a call from my future sister in-law, telling me that she and her future husband had decided to hold their wedding ceremony on my birthday. I was told not to celebrate my birthday, as it would "take away the attention to the true meaning of the day." FML

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4531) - you deserved it (51561)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4531) - you deserved it (51561)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

#20024327
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17843) - you deserved it (4590)

On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18399) - you deserved it (3501)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20316) - you deserved it (3074)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

#19803721
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20723) - you deserved it (3457)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

#19803721
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20723) - you deserved it (3457)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

#19803721
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20723) - you deserved it (3457)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

#651066
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25923) - you deserved it (60503)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Jim (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

#650429
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116470) - you deserved it (22069)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

#632054
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103513) - you deserved it (7541)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

#178001
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58086) - you deserved it (3383)

On 03/01/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by oprahahaha (woman) - United States (New York)



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