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Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32973) - you deserved it (50863) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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