About Surfboy1017 : My names Jesse! I take krav maga israelian jiu jitsu, surf, & im a gym rat, message me anytime! I love meeting new people :)
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Surfboy1017's favorite FMLs
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 10:34am / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
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