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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 37844
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sure_Thing : I know nobody cares really, but check out my band "Tag and Release" on iTunes or http://www.myspace.com/tagandreleasemusic... Worth a shot, right?

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
531 comments

I agree, your life sucks (250997) - you deserved it (32434)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

#516952
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53480) - you deserved it (12043)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to get stitches in my knee. The class I was running to was Buddhist Philosophy where I was supposed to give a presentation on how we all need to slow down and stop rushing through life. FML

#407679
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21823) - you deserved it (58062)

On 03/17/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Noname - United States (Washington)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (217152) - you deserved it (35404)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML

#297200
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10955) - you deserved it (69818)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

#241205
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57630) - you deserved it (9161)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by marge1010 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

#233372
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64878) - you deserved it (16312)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27917) - you deserved it (38334)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123775) - you deserved it (22310)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12553) - you deserved it (41270)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)



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