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About Superflyshyguy : Yeellllooo.
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Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by fail (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -
Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by LynzG -
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 3:53pm - misc - by slondons (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -
Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML
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On 12/08/2010 at 6:47am - intimacy - by khaelian -
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