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Super_Vegetto
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 754
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Super_Vegetto : Ugh. I'm simply here because I like reading all the fmls I see posted. Well, the real ones.

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Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

#6312781 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (7354) - you deserved it (12597)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at a Remembrance Day service when an old widow told me I had my "grandad's" medals on the wrong side of my coat. I told her that I was an Afghanistan veteran and that they were mine. She then berated me in front of the WHOLE service for "lying". FML

#6251729 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (30094) - you deserved it (1646)

On 11/10/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by Danners88 (man) - Australia

Today, my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection. FML

#6248047 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (24605) - you deserved it (1474)

On 11/10/2009 at 8:17pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML

#6192333 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (13430) - you deserved it (6345)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my telephone line was hit by lightning. I discovered that not only will lightning fry a router, it will also destroy any PCs connected to that router via network cables. I also discovered that a $10 phone line surge protector would have saved nearly $3,000 worth of PC equipment. FML

#6021416 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (8410) - you deserved it (22427)

On 10/27/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by MotherNatureMustDie (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)