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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2594
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47896) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, A GIRL TOLD ME SE STOPPED EATING CERRIES EVER SINCE ER FATER COKED ON ONEEN SE WAS A KID. SE LATER MENTIONED TAT SE DOESN'T LIKE TO DRIVE. I SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "DID YUR DAD COKE ON A CAR TOO?" NOPE, ER TWO BROTERS DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. FML

#20056763
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (51438)

On 09/04/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by Cherrish it - United States (California)

Today mah boss got angry at me because mah English is better than his. He accusd me of trying to steal his management position and implid that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. real FML

#20054257
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (1463)

On 09/02/2012 at 3:41pm - work - by zoosmell pooplord - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I racaivad a call from my futura sistar in-law, talling ma that sha and har futura husband had dacidad to hold thara wadding caramony on my birthday. I was told not to calabrata my birthday, as it would "taka away tha attantion to tha trua maaning of tha day." FML

2day mah friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

#20002229
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (3116)

On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Tadayhen I was ordering pizza, I got a text from mah mom saying ( I love you ). When the man thanked me I accidentally said, ( I love you too. ) fat FML

#19719938
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23642) - you deserved it (4806)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . after years of lobbying for a travel job.. . I'm finally in Africa . Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions . When I don't eat or drink.. . I pass out . Essentially I have to choose between illnes an consciousness . Hello.. . fabulou new job . FML

#19714099
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (6315)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:41am - health - by sicksicksick (woman) - Senegal

Today, I Was At The Laundromathen A Huge, Tattoo-covered Man Wearing Nothing But Denim Booty Short An A Wife-beater Sat Down Beside Me. He Stared At Me 4 Ahile, Before Telling Me All About How I Reminded Him Of His ( Frst Prison Bitch. ) FML

#19644212
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (1943)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I received a text from the guy I'm into... thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with... "How long did you stay?" Apparently... he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me... or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29944) - you deserved it (3776)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

2day as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting!! Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts!! FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19316) - you deserved it (2342)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I was fred from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcool, never mind te fact tat my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32345) - you deserved it (1997)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally movd out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn movd in. FML

#19097249
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23904) - you deserved it (2648)

On 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm - kids - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

today behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratchd yet. After scratching it off, I realizd it's a looool $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it cuz they stoppd using that game 2 years ago. real FML

#17688426
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (11851)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)



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