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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 April 1994 (21 years)
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About SuperPandaSwagg : I'm Dereck.
I love sushi.
And kimchi.
And chocolate.
And animals.
I text a lot.
I play Pokémon.
I speak Spanish.
And Korean.
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