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Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

#4730526 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (26370) - you deserved it (2749)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#4728013 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (30185) - you deserved it (3655)

On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

#3474895 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (52936) - you deserved it (9004)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

#3168193 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (54366) - you deserved it (1592)

On 06/24/2009 at 5:59am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

#2593588 (329)

I agree, your life sucks (54267) - you deserved it (2428)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

#2523600 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (41391) - you deserved it (1407)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:05am - work - by smidge (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362999) - you deserved it (401366)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)