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Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by wow - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada
Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML
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Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)
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