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Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
by birdfoooo / 11/29/2011 at 10:26am / United States / Transportation
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by wow / 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Clumsy & Forgetful / 11/27/2011 at 1:02am / Canada / Work
Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML
by taternuts / 11/26/2011 at 7:18am / Canada / Work
by Anonymous / 10/25/2011 at 1:58am / United States / Transportation
by Mini-wanker / 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 10:18am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML
by lpspann87 / 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by fluke / 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Love
by Stan / 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…