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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1279
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, mah boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML

#24601
14 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:08am - misc - by Killmenow (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today , mah boss asked me to pick up an extra shift!! I said I couldn't because I have a date!! He told me I didn't need to lie an to just say no next time!! FML

#20879
14 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by Flavorite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says , "You , go babysit my son by the stage." FML

#20586
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26602) - you deserved it (2502)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by nj (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Taday I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him fir not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

#20511
29 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up mah looool hair. I said, "Why'd u do that??" He said, "I have lice, now u have lice too!" FML

#20313
53 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , on te crowdd train , a cute guy calld me over and told me to stand next to im because tere were less people tere. We startd talking , but e left before I could get is number. Just wen I was about to tell my friends about it , I fine out tat e stole my pone. FML

#20147
19 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 6:30am - misc - by touched (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I took a big sip of waterhile on a bus!! It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly!! The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay!! Jokingly, I said, ( Just dying!! ) She replied, ( You too, huh? ) mega FML

#7761
29 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found Fml 4 tha first tima in class, and litarally laughd out loud in tha middla of tha lactura in front of 200 classmatas. Today's lactura? Tha crualtias of slavary. maga FML

#6752
48 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard . I brought mah thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, an somehow stuck it up her nose . FML

#4457
46 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

2day mah littla sistar and I wara raading a book togathar and out of nowhara, sha said ( I lova you ). My haart maltad and I told har that I lova har too. Than sha told ma that sha was talking to har stuffad animal, not ma. FML

#4425
26 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot fir my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone calld in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
43 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I drunkenly buried ma girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later se asked to see it and cummed back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of te dirt. mega FML

#3882
55 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack an a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk) . When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand . big fat FML

#1926
41 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about ( The next person who talks gets a note to take home... ) one kid looked right at me an went ( meow ). FML

#891
93 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today... I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about ( The next person who talks gets a note to take home... ) one kid looked right at me an went ( meow ). FML

#891
93 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version



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