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Taday I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him fir not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today , on te crowdd train , a cute guy calld me over and told me to stand next to im because tere were less people tere. We startd talking , but e left before I could get is number. Just wen I was about to tell my friends about it , I fine out tat e stole my pone. FML
Today, I took a big sip of waterhile on a bus!! It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly!! The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay!! Jokingly, I said, ( Just dying!! ) She replied, ( You too, huh? ) mega FML
2day mah littla sistar and I wara raading a book togathar and out of nowhara, sha said ( I lova you ). My haart maltad and I told har that I lova har too. Than sha told ma that sha was talking to har stuffad animal, not ma. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot fir my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone calld in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Taday I drunkenly buried ma girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later se asked to see it and cummed back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of te dirt. mega FML
Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack an a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk) . When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand . big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015