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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 230
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML

#20461178
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36588) - you deserved it (2598)

On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11947) - you deserved it (27537)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38680) - you deserved it (3413)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273326) - you deserved it (17637)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237357) - you deserved it (82080)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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