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Suds29990
  • Town/Country : Wick, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 May 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 21
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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33333) - you deserved it (9129)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19229) - you deserved it (12915)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12654) - you deserved it (49910)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19653) - you deserved it (35898)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)



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