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SuchaLady
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1990 (23 years)
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About SuchaLady : I have a big mouth and I don't always know when to keep it closed.

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Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

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