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StzaCrack666
  • Town/Country : Crack City, Rigel IV
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About StzaCrack666 : Atheist/Anarchist ska punk fan.

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Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML

#21112140
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37545) - you deserved it (4184)

On 04/13/2014 at 6:16pm - misc - by -.- - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML

#20930754
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43582) - you deserved it (3057)

On 10/23/2013 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML

#20883742
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40021) - you deserved it (6472)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66700) - you deserved it (3792)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27125) - you deserved it (5896)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17541) - you deserved it (62208)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
855 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28415) - you deserved it (238852)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61730) - you deserved it (3432)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)



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