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StzaCrack666
  • Town/Country : Crack City, Rigel IV
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About StzaCrack666 : Atheist/Anarchist ska punk fan.

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40429) - you deserved it (2018)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (4499)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15616) - you deserved it (51557)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

#4299619
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38667) - you deserved it (71406)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

#2939443
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15282) - you deserved it (34212)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Slash (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
858 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22854) - you deserved it (190088)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56955) - you deserved it (2857)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)



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