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About StzaCrack666 : Atheist/Anarchist ska punk fan.

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Today, I realizd that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I usd the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognizd the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of mah colleague think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

#21302617
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27064) - you deserved it (5897)

On 11/20/2014 at 6:32am - health - by LemonTree (man) - Hungary

Today looool I realizd that because of my construction job I have spent such a huge amount of time with older cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase ( fucking kids these days ) regularly like an idiot . I'm 18 . mega FML

#21139663
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39282) - you deserved it (8268)

On 05/14/2014 at 1:45pm - work - by workfordayzz - United States

YESTERDAY, MAH DAD FOUND OUT THAT I'M A MEMBER ON A BODYBUILDING FORUM AN DECIDED TO JOIN IT TOO. IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW HOURS, BUT HE'S ALREADY TOLD EVERYONE THAT HE'S MAH DAD, POSTED THAT I'M A ( TOTAL PUSSY IN REAL LIFE ), AN QUESTIONED MAH SEXUALITY. THANKS. BIG FAT FML

#21112140
102 comments

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On 04/13/2014 at 6:16pm - misc - by -.- - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheatd on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating cuz he couldn't get it up. FML

#20930754
103 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY , MY SON ASKD ME IF SLAVERY WAS EVER ABOLISD. HE'S 19. FML

#20883742
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41860) - you deserved it (6725)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69258) - you deserved it (3975)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32837) - you deserved it (6914)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18737) - you deserved it (65063)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today whilst at work dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers!! There was a big line of people and boss had been standing nearby checking out phone!! I had to stand there and listen to the whole song!!

#7452564
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18288) - you deserved it (4354)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by embarrassedinretail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today.. . I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants . When he returned.. . he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool . I pull out my 22 . rifle an shot at it.. . but the bullet missed an popped a hole in my pool . 15...000 gallons of water flooded my basement . FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (264666)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting looool arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, mah 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom hered and looked immediately at me . FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65246) - you deserved it (3740)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)



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