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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 October 1997 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Stupidgit : I am the dumbest, stupidest git in the whole of the world. Do't ask why, both my parents went to college. I have no hope.

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Visits<b>lolmyendoff456</b> - the 04/29/2011 at 4:11pm

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Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

#15139956
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28563) - you deserved it (6345)

On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54327) - you deserved it (7756)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

#14913513
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7559) - you deserved it (46571)

On 02/09/2011 at 8:12pm - misc - by inosehowthatgotthere (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51471) - you deserved it (7117)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18395) - you deserved it (26216)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15138) - you deserved it (53263)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

#14856386
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32577) - you deserved it (6397)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

#13521400
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26433) - you deserved it (11869)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:38am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was making my bed which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

#13364492
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21181) - you deserved it (9477)

On 10/08/2010 at 6:53am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (4871)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (4871)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (4871)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (4871)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (4871)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10173) - you deserved it (35641)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)



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