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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1391
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Stunsz : Im Michael Jolaoso 15 and yea im mostly on this with my itouch so yea I dont give a fuck aboout grammer and dont have time to deal with idiots who feel they're obligated to correct others on the internet.

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Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42668) - you deserved it (3205)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

#15740141
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60771) - you deserved it (5075)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

#15547053
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35185) - you deserved it (12679)

On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

#15547053
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35185) - you deserved it (12679)

On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States

Today, I found out my dad has a 1-in-a-million disease that makes your liver process pain medication at twice the rate of a normal person. If that wasn't bad enough, he also tells me he hopes I don't have it too, because it can be passed down. He said this because I'm 29 weeks pregnant. FML

#15546650
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25755) - you deserved it (2149)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:08pm - health - by Spike (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67202) - you deserved it (9344)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39954) - you deserved it (27856)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML

#15473081
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48591) - you deserved it (3784)

On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35873) - you deserved it (30916)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29082) - you deserved it (51060)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33614) - you deserved it (47614)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

#15029210
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23509) - you deserved it (5020)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Socarates - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

#14974571
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37968) - you deserved it (3334)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by surfergal91 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

#14974571
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37968) - you deserved it (3334)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by surfergal91 (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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