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Strokemyturtle
  • Town/Country : Bristol, England
  • Title : Mister
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About Strokemyturtle : Yes. I am English, not British. I do drink tea and eat crumpets.

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Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45859) - you deserved it (2907)

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