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StreetcarProphet
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 786
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About StreetcarProphet : Right, even when you don't like it.

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Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24387) - you deserved it (11624)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (124112) - you deserved it (4826)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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