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StreetcarProphet

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1177
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About StreetcarProphet : Right, even when you don't like it.

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Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML

#6256305
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22826) - you deserved it (13717)

On 11/11/2009 at 11:03am - health - by Timetoloseweight (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

#6255110
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35806) - you deserved it (3613)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:21am - love - by Starchyld (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

#6252337
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48378) - you deserved it (3021)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

#6217069
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39924) - you deserved it (3907)

On 11/08/2009 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

#6209512
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29334) - you deserved it (2353)

On 11/08/2009 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML

#6200798
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35189) - you deserved it (2008)

On 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm - health - by oldlady (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

#6003671
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29245) - you deserved it (2245)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

#6003671
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29245) - you deserved it (2245)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

#6002557
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9484) - you deserved it (37488)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard my mom telling someone how proud she was of her baby girl and how much she loved her. I thought she was referring to my first ever all "A" report card. Turns out my new kitten used its litter box correctly for the first time. FML

#5990004
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25621) - you deserved it (3047)

On 10/25/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML

#5973387
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39936) - you deserved it (8088)

On 10/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by meg265 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

#5964680
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30817) - you deserved it (6538)

On 10/23/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (8957)

On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

#5912690
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32189) - you deserved it (4186)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by Watchyourstep - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

#5708797
125 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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