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StreetcarProphet
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 August 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 402
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About StreetcarProphet : Right, even when you don't like it.

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Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

#15205288 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (41637) - you deserved it (3254) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

#15184049 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (17425) - you deserved it (4291)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:20am - animals - by panda -

Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

#15183432 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (6582) - you deserved it (36939)

On 03/03/2011 at 3:32am - intimacy - by LLCoolBean (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML

#15183035 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (18940) - you deserved it (4611)

On 03/03/2011 at 2:24am - love - by Apparentlycreepy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program being over, we catch some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML

#15182858 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (16420) - you deserved it (3425)

On 03/03/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Pickle (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

#15179914 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (30806) - you deserved it (2199)

On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

#15178043 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (26903) - you deserved it (2977)

On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

#15177463 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (20153) - you deserved it (5436)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

#15174885 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (40392) - you deserved it (3533)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML

#15172903 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (17047) - you deserved it (6573)

On 03/02/2011 at 5:10am - work - by Ivan -

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

#15170920 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (28608) - you deserved it (2185)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919 (362)

I agree, your life sucks (12953) - you deserved it (62465)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

#15162100 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (9831) - you deserved it (29584)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (39064) - you deserved it (10314)

On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

#14164412 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (26777) - you deserved it (45859)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom