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Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

#15184049
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27614) - you deserved it (6044)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:20am - animals - by panda -

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19701) - you deserved it (88376)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32454) - you deserved it (2706)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53146) - you deserved it (4305) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

#14718702
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15888) - you deserved it (22740)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)



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