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StrangeCandy

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 939
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:06pm<b>January8</b> - the 03/15/2011 at 5:39pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 3:30am<b>citrusfruit</b> - the 12/16/2010 at 12:34am<b>Vayt</b> - the 12/11/2010 at 11:29pm

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StrangeCandy's favorite FMLs

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

by panda / 03/03/2011 at 6:20am / Animals

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

by roadkill / 02/28/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

by lizzy1843 / 01/26/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals