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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML


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