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Str8upJunior
  • Town/Country : Phillipsburg, Nj, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 February 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 106
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Str8upJunior : I am a Natural Born Asshole. Either you'll love me or hate me. Whichever it is, I could honestly care less.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42774) - you deserved it (5705)

On 01/11/2013 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML

#20452044
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34685) - you deserved it (5890)

On 01/10/2013 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by juvenile friends suck (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28697) - you deserved it (8469)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

#20412747
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10172) - you deserved it (42892)

On 12/22/2012 at 12:01am - love - by Stupid Drunk - United States

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22088) - you deserved it (10915)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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