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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 509
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32630) - you deserved it (3083)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33349) - you deserved it (4916)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML


I agree, your life sucks (56361) - you deserved it (18627)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64034) - you deserved it (22649)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51819) - you deserved it (17644)

On 07/14/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by peniswoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62947) - you deserved it (11831)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20580) - you deserved it (19935)

On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (9703) - you deserved it (41599)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66871) - you deserved it (5942)

On 06/10/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Lisaa918 - United States (Indiana)

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