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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Storvolleng's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59530) - you deserved it (21005)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by peniswoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML


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On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML


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