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About StonedTed : I'm fucking Ted, i smoke, i drink, i party.
Pretty self-explanatory if you ask me.
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Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Monday 1 September 2014