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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1992 (22 years)
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About StonedTed : I'm fucking Ted, i smoke, i drink, i party.
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Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45649) - you deserved it (25120)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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