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About StitchedBear : It was not your fault but mine,
& it was your heart on the line
I really fucked it up this time
didn\'t I, my dear?\"
.. about me;;
I\'ve only been in love with one person and he broke my fucking heart, so now I just love..
I love poetry, painting, writing
all that artistic shit,
I love music. life
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML
Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML
Thursday 22 January 2015