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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 992
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About StitchedBear : It was not your fault but mine,
& it was your heart on the line
I really fucked it up this time
didn\'t I, my dear?\"

.. about me;;
I\'ve only been in love with one person and he broke my fucking heart, so now I just love..
I love poetry, painting, writing
all that artistic shit,
I love music. life

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StitchedBear's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML

#13762244
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25987) - you deserved it (7988)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

#13651777
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34331) - you deserved it (5333)

On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

#13633122
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31296) - you deserved it (2499)

On 10/28/2010 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (9231)

On 10/24/2010 at 9:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)



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