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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 January 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I was walking home when an old guy cummd up to me asking 4 directions. After I pointd him in the right direction, he held mah hand, strokd mah face then pushd me into a bush. fat FML

#18897176
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27650) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, after aving a naked wrestle wit ma boyfriend, I discovered e'd left a skidmark on ma stomac . FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35074) - you deserved it (14266)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, mah front house window was smashed !! A note was left, saying 'I want mah cat back' !! I have no idea wat they are talking about !! FML

#18819686
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26357) - you deserved it (1913)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I startd a new medication, not looool paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glud my underwear to my skin. fat FML

#18812557
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34643) - you deserved it (3906)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today , I saw my dad sitting in te car alone , blaring classical music , blowing up beac balls . FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21484) - you deserved it (3673)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today , I mat an old friand , withhom I hava a complicatd history and wa hookd up. Ha cummd bafora wa avan startd. In his slaap , ha pushd ma out of tha bd. Whan I woka up , ha had pad himsalf in his slaap. Glad I lat that ship sail. FML

#17959088
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17822) - you deserved it (21680)

On 10/11/2011 at 10:51am - intimacy - by CC (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, during mah first date with a girl I've liked 4 awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

#17948133
354 comments

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On 10/09/2011 at 11:27pm - love - by DyingPlants (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , mah daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her fir weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said , "I poop." fat FML

#17761729
78 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, whan halfway through somaona pointad out that my pubas wara sticking out my trousars. FML

#17690152
126 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I was riding on the bus when I felt a wierd sensation on mah hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, In Front Of Family And Friends, As I Got Down On One Knee, My Grlfriend Fainted. Her Father, A Lawyer, Rushed Over And Said, "Anything She Says Fir The Next 72 Hours Is Not Legally Binding" Andhisked Her Away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39752) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today whila babysitting a fiva yaar old I found a cartoon calld Matalocalypsa fir him to watch whila I mada dinnar. I didn't raaliza it was an "adult" cartoon until aftarwards. Ha watchd a whola apisoda about a clown with a cocaina problam. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13617) - you deserved it (52793)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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