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StickIt2DaMan
  • Town/Country : Detroit, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 516
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML

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