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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About StickIt2DaMan : 17-almost-18

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Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7088) - you deserved it (42264)

On 01/21/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by im_radd (woman) - United States



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