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Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

#20636856
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48052) - you deserved it (6441)

On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

#20634708
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47859) - you deserved it (3366)

On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML

#20627190
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46762) - you deserved it (9266)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28586) - you deserved it (94600)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

#20612533
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60292) - you deserved it (3915)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:58am - love - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

#20556205
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36294) - you deserved it (2253)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

#5720905
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (3815)

On 10/08/2009 at 12:13pm - work - by Dan (man) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML

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209 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by allwaysbuggedinheaven - United States (Michigan)



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