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About SterreError : The names Sterre! Erhm, I'm 14, I like youtubers, games, Avenged Sevenfold, Paramore, painting, drawing, I'm a starter at watching anime, and I also love dogs. Big one's tho. I don't like dogs who could be cats.
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Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Friday 28 November 2014