Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (12 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1018
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About StephWALKER : Hi!
I enjoy humour- hence my interest in FML.
That's is all.

StephWALKER's page activity

Visits<b>jenninator93</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 11:08pm<b>saf99me</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 11:34pm<b>angiotensin</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 11:41pm<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 12:23am<b>gunzerker</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 8:24am<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 5:03pm<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 2:27am<b>Komaeda</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 7:16pm<b>coolsoccer1234</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 2:03am<b>bkirky</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 10:57am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 4:43am<b>mattybstacks</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 3:35pm<b>SBD_Dauntless</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 5:18pm<b>AFCCT</b> - the 04/17/2014 at 12:43pm<b>hurryHM</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 4:40am<b>birdybirdchirp</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 2:37pm<b>mountainguy</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 11:21am<b>ThatSlappinBass</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 10:12am

StephWALKER's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.


You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of StephWALKER's badges

StephWALKER's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45820) - you deserved it (3662)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one ripe. My husband yelled "she likes to eat beans." FML


I agree, your life sucks (55201) - you deserved it (9500)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (237409) - you deserved it (82089)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: