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StephWALKER

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  • Number of visits : 1067
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About StephWALKER : Hi!
I enjoy humour- hence my interest in FML.
That's is all.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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StephWALKER's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45855) - you deserved it (3667)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one ripe. My husband yelled "she likes to eat beans." FML

#3666100
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56452) - you deserved it (9640)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239011) - you deserved it (82196)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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