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Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 12:04am - money - by Not_you17 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States
Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 9:32pm - work - by niceboss (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
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