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Stellaritsmeg
  • Town/Country : Salt Lake City, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 March 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 4153
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60240) - you deserved it (5124)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18641) - you deserved it (5368)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (31200)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (31200)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5919) - you deserved it (57132)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31571) - you deserved it (2153)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41586) - you deserved it (7812)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

#1490
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9397) - you deserved it (1780)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19854) - you deserved it (1971)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36091) - you deserved it (5064)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
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I agree, your life sucks (35588) - you deserved it (19672)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -



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