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Stefanie88
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 167
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Stefanie88 : I love music more than anything, I'm a college sophomore majoring in Chemistry and minoring in Math and Biology. I'm quite nice and have a sense of humor.
Talk to me, I get so bored and I give great advice.

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Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42327) - you deserved it (8122)

On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 8:35am - intimacy - by ShittyWalls (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while reading an erotic story I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by frustrated - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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