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Stefan1994
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 170
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Stefan1994 : I play lots of instruments. Guitar is a fun one. I'm a tailback. I listen to alternative music. Life's to short to even care at all ~ Young the Giant. THINGS I ENJOY: Portland, iced tea, sex, raspberries, you, sex, and Christine. THINGS I DISLIKE: homophobia, Westboro Baptist Chruch, ignorance, a lot of conservatives, you, contradictions and goodbyes.

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Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML

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Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33450) - you deserved it (4385)

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