About Stefan1994 : I play lots of instruments. Guitar is a fun one. I'm a tailback. I listen to alternative music. Life's to short to even care at all ~ Young the Giant. THINGS I ENJOY: Portland, iced tea, sex, raspberries, you, sex, and Christine. THINGS I DISLIKE: homophobia, Westboro Baptist Chruch, ignorance, a lot of conservatives, you, contradictions and goodbyes.
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by emchocolat / 12/16/2012 at 11:55am / Europe / Miscellaneous
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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