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SteamyPenguin
  • Town/Country : Palmerston, New Zealand
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1972 (41 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44558) - you deserved it (7577)

On 04/26/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by jimboxo (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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