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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1972 (42 years)
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.


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Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51466) - you deserved it (9748)

On 04/26/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by jimboxo (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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