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Stealthed
  • Town/Country : Perth, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 February 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 171
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Stealthed : Working on moving up in my racing career. Porsche GT3 carrera cup here I come!

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Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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