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by HWS / 04/15/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by Disney / 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by cllutz / 02/06/2011 at 10:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by verno02 / 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2010 at 6:12am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Transportation
by Doritos / 06/17/2010 at 4:06am / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by life sucks / 05/20/2010 at 1:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/19/2010 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by anonymous / 03/19/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with superglue. FML
by Anonymous / 02/01/2010 at 12:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…