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Today... mah fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to ( focus on his career an his engagement. ) When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement... he immediately replied with... ( No... I mean mah other one. ) FML

#20569834
93 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 10:50am - love - by t.hughes (woman) - United States

Today my Jewish boyfriend cummd over 4 my extendd family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him 4 being Jewish so badly that he left crying. She doesn't see wat she did wrong. FML

#20569420
89 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by aabadaba (woman) - United States (California)

2DAY I HAD TO PROOF-READ A TERRIBLE PAPER CONTAINING A BUNCH OF MISTAKES . IT TOOK ME 4 HOURS AND I DIDN'T EAT DINNER UNTIL I WAS DONE . HIS RESPONSE WHEN HE GOT IT BACK WAS.. . "WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO PAPER?! YOU BITCH!" FML

#20569253
88 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 10:59pm - misc - by pissed_off_girl - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom has forbiddan ma from drinking skim milk, bacausa my sistar is upsat that I'm skinniar than har . Tha sama sistar who rafusa to drink any othar milk than 2% chocolata . FML

#20568813
130 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by jll14 (woman) - Malaysia (Sabah)

Today , What Started As A Fun Family Easter Egg Hunt Turned Within Minutes Into My Mother-in-law's Big Chance To Be A Dramatic Cow By Screaming At My 5 And 7-year-old Daughters Fir Participating In A "vile Pagan Ritual" And Saying That We're All Going To Hell. They're Still Bawling. Real FML

#20568650
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On 03/31/2013 at 4:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

2day I went to visit some family out of state fir ma niece's birtday. I couldn't tink ofat to get an 8-year-old so I got er a Barbie doll. Everyone else got er money, iPods, game consoles, etc. Wen se got to mine se askd ( ow do I turn it on? ) Ten trew it awayen se couldn't. FML

#20568124
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On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today a blonde tourist came up to me an asked me for drections to the nearest train station!! I politely drected her there an she left!! Five minutes later she came back an slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station"!! We're in China lady!! FML

#20567861
133 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by dumb tourists (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts fir mah kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, fir having way too many items fir the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML

#20567111
226 comments

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On 03/30/2013 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of bieng "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. fat FML

#20566421
111 comments

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On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... mah 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant... and was diagnosd with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD... cuz he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did... as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. mega FML

#20565460
230 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by fucked by sex ed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me 4 not getting the driver's info. FML

#20565033
76 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 4:33am - misc - by TheRuleEnforcer (man) - United States

Today...hile I was at work... I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked wat was wrong an I explained that I recently had to putted mah dog down. He then replied... "Cool story... bro. Tell it again." FML

#20565029
108 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 4:23am - work - by CoolStoryBro -

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, ( Babe, you took his drink. ) My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, ( Whatever, I took her virginity. ) FML

#20563680
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On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to convince mah 20-year-old boyfriend that only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-bloodd and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML

#20563428
78 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by hellostupid (woman) - United States

Today... my husband calld me... saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then hered a female voice in the background mutter... "She'll never buy that". FML

#20562542
132 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm - love - by soontobesingle (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)



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