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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 June 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Starsmydog : My name is Emily.. I work at Taco Bell and I officially hate my life. :)

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Today, I woke up to find mah garage broken into and mah car covered in paint and with the words "F*** you" . Why? I broke up with mah ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and mah mom . Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her . FML

#6229163
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34480) - you deserved it (2196)

On 11/09/2009 at 3:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Yesterday I got a call from mah ex asking if I could fix her computer!! I brought mah 7 year old son with me!! On the way I told him how I hatd her but I can't be rude!! Once we get there I say to her ( it's nice to see you!! ) My son says ( but I thought u said u want her to fall off a bridge? ) FML

#6217661
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8820) - you deserved it (43943)

On 11/08/2009 at 8:08pm - kids - by Dan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

My Husband Left His Cell Phone At Home. I Lookd Through His Contacts And Found A Person Namd "The Bitch." Bieng A Very Curious Person, I Decidd To Call "The Bitch" To Seeho It Was. My Phone Rang. FML

#6192797
131 comments

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On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with fir 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blockd up the toilet. FML

#6110361
83 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me . I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks . My screensaver had cummed on with pictures of my naked girlfriend . mega FML

#6108468
93 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by terry (man) - United States (California)

Today,hile at the store , mah fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

#5991495
55 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad an me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
105 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking ome from my acting gig at a aunted ayride!! Even after spending lots of time wasing te fake blood off my ands an face, I looked like I'd looool murdered someone!! Peraps tat'sy an officer stopped me an questioned me about a stabbing tat appened earlier tonigt!! FML

#5891401
68 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was groundd from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd pickd up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML

#5887611
262 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm - kids - by MGZ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TADAY I WAS AT A BAR AND VERY DRUNK!! I WENT TO THE URINAL AND WHEN I WAS DONE I WENT TO ZIP UP WHEN I REALIZED I NEVER UNZIPPED!! FML

#5760830
91 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, completely excited, I told mah mom about this guy from high school, that I had really liked an who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school an offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look lyk now?" FML

#5706276
73 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 5:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a music festivalhen a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over an tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy an embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

#5681273
84 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 11:56am - misc - by good-samaritan-fail (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , college roomate and I receivd our frst piece of mail. We were very excitd cuz our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of looool home bakd cookie in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML

#5675948
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35815) - you deserved it (3240)

On 10/06/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by mahlee (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY I DID A 3 HOUR LONG ASSIGNMENT 4 SCHOOL. I WAS BORED SO I GAVE IT THE TITLE ( F***ING ASSIGNMENT 4 A F***ING TEACHER. ) I WENT DOWNSTAIRS ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THE PRINTER WAS OUT OF INK. SO I SENT IT TO HER EMAIL THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T CHANGE THE TITLE. REAL FML

#5651382
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8020) - you deserved it (52270)

On 10/04/2009 at 9:47pm - work - by BadStuden (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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