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Starebot
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 September 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Starebot : Soccer. Music. Chillin'. Drinking.

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Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24335) - you deserved it (9206)

On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34758) - you deserved it (6081)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32121) - you deserved it (4660)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25766) - you deserved it (2359)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

#12368277
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32780) - you deserved it (6241)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35562) - you deserved it (13512)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27666) - you deserved it (9208)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by cameltoeyourface (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13374) - you deserved it (52184)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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