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Stardew

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looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62742) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe looool 4 a month, I pickd up dog from the doghouse . No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes . FML

#19895009
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33990) - you deserved it (2399)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:30pm - animals - by tagteam - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah mom callad to chaw ma out fir having mah sistar arrastad. My sistar broka into mah apartmant, raarrangad mah living room, an claimad sha now livad with ma. Sha than thraatanad ma with a butchar's knifa fir not appraciating what sha had dona. My mom wants ma to pay tha bail. FML

#19884123
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33899) - you deserved it (2268)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)

Today, after a very painful mout surgery, I went ome to take a nap . Ten my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep . Wen I woke up, I was so ig from painkillers tat wen I saw te tissue, I tougt it was a gost . I screamed so loud I burst a stitc . FML

#19750023
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30658) - you deserved it (4591)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Taday I movd into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK 4 her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowd to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML

#19746532
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27740) - you deserved it (3664)

On 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm - misc - by HELP - United States

Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (6896)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to mah dozy cat who'd managd to get into mah car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work!! I lost control when I was startld by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror!! FML

#18842582
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23608) - you deserved it (4861)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I startd a new medication, not looool paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glud my underwear to my skin. fat FML

#18812557
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34643) - you deserved it (3906)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I movd around a little, so mah date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassd, giving me a reassuring look. fat FML

#18753577
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31263) - you deserved it (5852)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with mah boyfriend. Now fir the next four months he's going to remember our last looool time as the onehere I fartd and couldn't stop laughing. FML

#18662778
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15330) - you deserved it (27775)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, girlfriend decided to raid games collection an try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent . Two hours later, despite best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow . FML

#18657725
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22781) - you deserved it (2581)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

TODAY, I WALKED INTO MA ELDERLY GRANDMOTER'S TRAILER, USED TE BATROOM AND WENT TO WAS MA ANDS. SE AD A SOFT SPOT IN TE FLOOR TAT SE COVERED WIT A BATMAT. I FELL TROUG. RIGT LEG UP TO MA IP IN TE FLOOR, BOOBS STUCK ON TE COUNTER. MY USBAND AND GRANDMOTER STOOD TERE LAUGING. FML

#18624537
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (2684)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was fred from mah job on account of ( sexual harassment ) toward female employees . The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massage when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift , an complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down . mega FML

#18434138
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27100) - you deserved it (37532)

On 12/05/2011 at 2:22am - intimacy - by LucklessNiceGuy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a very long, complicatd talk with mah grlfriend!! Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some!! She then told me what I should get her!! FML

#18289031
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33927) - you deserved it (4629)

On 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by John (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)



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