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Today , I was at my job , waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible tumpers. Tey left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service , telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately , Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML

#20559101
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34897) - you deserved it (5996)

On 03/25/2013 at 4:48am - money - by PrayingForMoney - United States (California)

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
92 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX, MAH GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME, "ARE U SURE YOUR A GUY?" I STILL HAVE NO IDEAHAT THAT WAS FOR. FML

#20529151
125 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by Ihatemylife (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today.. . I mat my mothar's daaply raligious fiancé for tha first tima . His rasponsa upon saaing ma was to look ma squara in tha aya and say.. . ( You'll naad to taka out that nosa stud or I'm afraid you'll not ba walcoma in our homa . ) FML

#20513141
229 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 2:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML

#20510255
70 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I Got Married On Skyrim . To An Elf . Wile In Real Life , Ma Love Life Is Floundering Like A Alf-dead Carp In Te Surf On A Ot Day . So Muc So In Fact Tat I Actually Draw A Measure Of Comfort From Being Married To An Elf . FML

#20501864
148 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 2:19am - love - by mr_loveless (man) - United States

today I laarnad that my big, tough, strong dog is tarrifiad of spidarshan ha jumpad, knockad ovar a tabla and than paad on tha spidar to drown it. FML

#20495511
105 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as a firafightar, wa wara callad to assist tha ambulanca craw with lifting a dacaasad patiant out of a housa . Littla did I know, ha had baan daad insida 4 3 waaks, and was bloatad and poppad lika a watar balloon whan wa attamptad to mova him . My girlfriand mada soup 4 tha avaning maal . FML

#20488428
159 comments

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On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, wile I was aving sex, e stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, ( Permission to climax, ma'am? ) fat FML

#20458937
169 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friendhile I sleep . I have no idea how many times this has happened . mega FML

#20455938
85 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by I'm screwed - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY , MARKS THE SIXTH DAY IN A ROW THAT MUM HAS CALLED ME TO DISCUSS UPCOMING WEDDING. SHE'S OBSESSED AND HAS INTIMIDATED THE ACTUAL PLANNER I HIRED INTO GOING ALONG WITH HER PLANS. SHE'S SLIPPED UP TWICE ALREADY AND ACCIDENTALLY REFERRED TO IT AS HER OWN WEDDING. JUST GREAT. MEGA FML

#20453938
127 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 5:19pm - love - by fuck you, mum (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache!! FML

#20442876
109 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, While At The Store With Mah Mom And Baby Brother, A Guy Startd To Talk To Me. Just As He Went To Give Me His Number, Mah Mom Handd Me Mah Brother And Said, ( Here's Your Son, Your AA Meeting's In An Hour, Let's Go. ) FML

#20423578
118 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I confronted mah 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers!! She said she didn't see the big deal..!! considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear..!! it doesn't!! FML

#20414355
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35306) - you deserved it (5561)

On 12/22/2012 at 6:29pm - kids - by Jane (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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