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Starcsream91
  • Town/Country : Croatia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 June 1991 (22 years)
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Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia that is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of 2 years called and proposed to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47858) - you deserved it (19329)

On 07/06/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by jadkins - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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