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  • Town/Country : DC
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 March 1988 (26 years)
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About Starchild21 :

Hi, my name is Livio, I'm 21, and I live in D.C. I'm in the Navy and go to college full time for a major in Astrophysics. I love to dance, read, and treat women with respect and appreciation. I love a girl that has a personality and doesn't rely on the guy to define her. I love to run, cook, work out, swim, and am always looking to do something or be active lol. For me the worst risk in life isn't taking one, and the worst that anyone can do is sit around and not better educate themselves in the things in life or the views and opinions of those they care about. I absolutely love old cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, but most of all I love TOP CAT! If you want to get to know me better then message me :)

You send me to heaven when we dance through the night. Fly away to heaven with the sparkle in your eye. Totally in heaven as you tell me we are right :)

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Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML


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